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Once
again we’re mad enough to take on organisational and
financial challenges to catch a Bob Geldof live show:
we’re going to Scotland for a weekend! We’d been
“lured” with three gigs, Edinburgh, Glasgow and
Glenrothes. Unfortunately, once again one show, the
Edinburgh one, has to be cancelled and only two remain
for us. Sad but we’re going anyway.
This
is a review of the Glenrothes show, on January 25th,
2004.
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We’ve
been warned about Glenrothes – “there’s nothing to do in
Glenrothes”, local friends have told us. “One of the worst
hotels in the world is in Glenrothes”, they have insisted,
and: “Glenrothes is much like Milton Keynes: Hundreds of
round-abouts and nothing in-between them!” Our curiosity keeps
growing the nearer we get to the place. But it takes a while
before we actually reach Glenrothes, as we are travelling from
Glasgow by train. Of course we’ve missed a connecting train
and are picked up by the said local friends, who take us on the
scenic route, showing us the old Tay Bridge over the Firth of
Tay. The first construction of this famous bridge collapsed in a
storm in 1879, killing 75 people crossing the bridge on a train.
Incidentally, the bridge’s architect, Thomas Bouch, was
knighted for his architectural work. I wonder if he was
disallowed his knighthood after the Bridge disaster… but
let’s concentrate on our famous knight of today!
When we finally reach Glenrothes in the afternoon, we discover
that this town doesn’t have a typical town centre. It’s easy
to find the venue, Rothes Hall, in the Kingdom Centre, which is
simply a very big shopping centre, but there’s no High Street
lined with cosy pubs and cafés. It turns out that Glenrothes
was only founded in 1948 as a so-called New Town to provide
housing for the coal miners of the Rothes Colliery. After the
mine closed down in 1961, new industries developed, including
the manufacture of electronic components, computers, and
plastics.
The Kingdom Centre actually seems to be the town centre itself.
It’s freezing cold and Glenrothes develops a depressing spirit
after the shopping centre closes. The local kids, who hang
around in the arcades, are monitored with cameras and get thrown
out. For us, it’s hard to find accommodation, as we don’t
have a car to go round and look at places. I’m sure Glenrothes
is not on Scotland’s main tourist track, but the hotel (it
called itself hotel) that we actually find at last seems to date
back from the early seventies, at least the interior. As the
last clean-up must have taken place at around that time too, we
stick to the name “Glen-roaches” from now on. This hotel
deserves minus stars, there isn’t even heating. And there’s
nowhere to get a coffee.
We
decide to go back to the shopping centre/venue. The doors of the
modern multi-purpose venue are already open, there’s a bar and
we have a warm-up drink. We meet JJ “Jinky” Gilmour, who was
Bob’s support act on some of the UK shows in 2003 and has the
recommendable album called “Sunnyside (PAL)” out. Then
a loudspeaker voice announces that it is now five minutes to the
beginning of the show and would everybody proceed to their
seats. We obey and find that our seats are in the very back,
almost under the ceiling. I have to admit that I don’t like
seated gigs, especially when there’s very little space between
the seat stand and the stage. At least not tonight! It’s such
an unnatural thing to be seated during a concert like this. At
least to me. I like to get up and dance.
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But
unlike the Glasgow crowd yesterday, today’s audience
doesn’t look like a rock’n’roll audience either,
so it’s unlikely anybody will leave their seat and get
up to dance in the gap between the first row and the
stage. In fact, my friend Corinna and I – being
thirty-somethings - are probably lowering the age
average.
This
is the set list – not much difference to yesterday’s
show in Glasgow, except they don’t play "Room
19", and they do play "I can make it if you
can".
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The
great song of indifference
Love or something
A sex thing
When the night comes
Walking back to happiness
Scream in vain
One for me
Mudslide
Birthday suit
I don’t like Mondays (twice)
Banana Republic
Joey’s on the street again
I can make it if you can
Someone’s looking
Mary of the 4th form
Rat Trap
Encore:
Pale white girls
Diamond smiles
Return of indifference
10.15
The
first thing Bob does is wish everybody a happy Burns Night. Cheers and
clapping from the audience. Bob goes on to joke “so you’re the
guys who didn’t get an invitation” – more cheers. I make a
mental note to find out what Burns Night is. Burns the poet is widely
unknown in Germany, and I don’t have a clue what Burns Night is.
There’s not much time to wonder now, as they launch into the first
notes of Indifference. For me, the world clicks back to its place
where it should be. My private subtitle for this one is “Great song
of Happiness”.
Towards
the end of Indifference, Vince Lovepump loses his penny whistle and
fools about, half kicking the whistle around, half trying to catch it.
Bob and the band smirk and the audience is delighted.
Bob then
announces that we may shout out requests, but “only start shouting
when I tell you to!” The audience, who is generally very
“well-behaved”, obeys. No requests before His Highness Bob Geldof
graciously allows us to…
Tonight,
Bob is very talkative, and seems to be in good spirits. There are some
anecdotes and stories we haven’t heard before, such as the precise
description of how Bob made a fool of himself at a dance when he
desperately wanted to get off with a girl called Mary... It includes a
long scarf and the promise “it’ll be over in minutes…” It’s
hilarious, and it seems he’s enjoying himself. That makes him such a
good performer. The audience is taken with it from the first minute.
I soon
decide not to stay in my seat but make my way down to the side of the
seat stand. Here is certainly enough room to dance, but with everybody
else sitting down, it doesn’t feel right to be dancing around. So I
just remain standing.
During
the set, I’m joined by some other people, among them two guys who
are so vehemently drunk that lightening a match close to them would be
dangerous. One of them keeps shouting “C’mon” during Birthday
Suit, which is ever so inappropriate.
After I
don’t like Mondays, Bob invites somebody called Derek on stage.
Derek had entered a look-alike and sing-alike competition once as Bob
called “Stars in their eyes”, singing Mondays. Derek doesn’t
seem nervous at all and, while he doesn’t look like BG in the least,
sings it technically well and with a very good voice! Bob in the
meantime sings backing vocals, using Johnny’s microphone.
After the second version of Mondays, Bob jokes around with Derek, who
gets a lot of applause. Bob then tells us that it was almost exactly
25 years ago that the Cleveland Elementary School Shooting took place,
which inspired him to write Mondays. There’s going to be a special
somewhere the coming Monday about the whole background story, I
don’t remember if TV or radio.
Then
there’s one Rats’ song I’ve never heard before – I can make it
if you can, from the first Rats album . Obviously I enjoy hearing a
“new” song, and once again, hearing it live makes all the
difference. Originally, the song was about a relationship that ended
in boredom, but the title itself could be seen as something else,
almost a kind of motto. I’ve never seen it that way before, it
always sounded so cynical.
It is
followed by Someone’s looking, another Boomtown Rats single. In the
very end, someone in the audience proves he still knows his lyrics
alright: Bob sings “on a night like this…” and the guy in the
audience goes, perfectly in tune and tempo, “I deserve to get pissed
– at least, once or twice…”.
I’ve always liked that song. Years ago in school, I quoted a passage
from the lyrics in an English exam: “They saw me there in the square
when I was shooting my mouth off about saving some fish”. I’d put
it into a different context and the teacher was delighted… I got a
good mark there, thanks Bob!
It’s
amazing to see how two shows can be so different, when almost exactly
the same songs are being played. Yesterday, there was partying
everywhere in the venue, loud music, sweaty musicians (well), only
short of knickers being thrown onstage. Tonight, there are adult
listeners who lean back in their numbered seats and listen to the
lyrics and the pure sound. What they have in common is, both crowds
absolutely love what they hear!
The show
closes with 10.15, the wonderful last track of the Sex, Age and Death
album, which ends with the word “smiling”. What a perfect song to
end a concert. We take the smile out into the cold night, and much
later back to our cold hotel.
And I
think Bob brought many smiles to Glenrothes.
For anyone who like me doesn’t know what Burns Night is: It’s the
celebration of the Scottish poet’s Robert Burns’ birthday on
January 25, 1759. The BBC summarizes it like this: “Scots everywhere
take time out to honour a national icon. Whether it's a full-blown
Burns Supper or a quiet night of reading poetry, Burns Night is a
night for all Scots.”
I suggest a Goethe Night on August 28 for us Germans – but I’m
afraid it just won’t happen…
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