Live Performance Review

DEEP IN THE HEART OF NOWHERE IN GLENROTHE -
OR BURNS NIGHT WITH BOB GELDOF AND THE RENT-O-KILLERS -
25 January 2004
By Katherine Frier-Obad
 
Pictures by Corinna Wodrich
 

Once again we’re mad enough to take on organisational and financial challenges to catch a Bob Geldof live show: we’re going to Scotland for a weekend! We’d been “lured” with three gigs, Edinburgh, Glasgow and Glenrothes. Unfortunately, once again one show, the Edinburgh one, has to be cancelled and only two remain for us. Sad but we’re going anyway.

This is a review of the Glenrothes show, on January 25th, 2004.

 

We’ve been warned about Glenrothes – “there’s nothing to do in Glenrothes”, local friends have told us. “One of the worst hotels in the world is in Glenrothes”, they have insisted, and: “Glenrothes is much like Milton Keynes: Hundreds of round-abouts and nothing in-between them!” Our curiosity keeps growing the nearer we get to the place. But it takes a while before we actually reach Glenrothes, as we are travelling from Glasgow by train. Of course we’ve missed a connecting train and are picked up by the said local friends, who take us on the scenic route, showing us the old Tay Bridge over the Firth of Tay. The first construction of this famous bridge collapsed in a storm in 1879, killing 75 people crossing the bridge on a train. Incidentally, the bridge’s architect, Thomas Bouch, was knighted for his architectural work. I wonder if he was disallowed his knighthood after the Bridge disaster… but let’s concentrate on our famous knight of today!

When we finally reach Glenrothes in the afternoon, we discover that this town doesn’t have a typical town centre. It’s easy to find the venue, Rothes Hall, in the Kingdom Centre, which is simply a very big shopping centre, but there’s no High Street lined with cosy pubs and cafés. It turns out that Glenrothes was only founded in 1948 as a so-called New Town to provide housing for the coal miners of the Rothes Colliery. After the mine closed down in 1961, new industries developed, including the manufacture of electronic components, computers, and plastics.
The Kingdom Centre actually seems to be the town centre itself.
It’s freezing cold and Glenrothes develops a depressing spirit after the shopping centre closes. The local kids, who hang around in the arcades, are monitored with cameras and get thrown out. For us, it’s hard to find accommodation, as we don’t have a car to go round and look at places. I’m sure Glenrothes is not on Scotland’s main tourist track, but the hotel (it called itself hotel) that we actually find at last seems to date back from the early seventies, at least the interior. As the last clean-up must have taken place at around that time too, we stick to the name “Glen-roaches” from now on. This hotel deserves minus stars, there isn’t even heating. And there’s nowhere to get a coffee.

We decide to go back to the shopping centre/venue. The doors of the modern multi-purpose venue are already open, there’s a bar and we have a warm-up drink. We meet JJ “Jinky” Gilmour, who was Bob’s support act on some of the UK shows in 2003 and has the recommendable album called “Sunnyside (PAL)” out. Then a loudspeaker voice announces that it is now five minutes to the beginning of the show and would everybody proceed to their seats. We obey and find that our seats are in the very back, almost under the ceiling. I have to admit that I don’t like seated gigs, especially when there’s very little space between the seat stand and the stage. At least not tonight! It’s such an unnatural thing to be seated during a concert like this. At least to me. I like to get up and dance.

But unlike the Glasgow crowd yesterday, today’s audience doesn’t look like a rock’n’roll audience either, so it’s unlikely anybody will leave their seat and get up to dance in the gap between the first row and the stage. In fact, my friend Corinna and I – being thirty-somethings - are probably lowering the age average.

This is the set list – not much difference to yesterday’s show in Glasgow, except they don’t play "Room 19", and they do play "I can make it if you can".

The great song of indifference
Love or something
A sex thing
When the night comes
Walking back to happiness
Scream in vain
One for me
Mudslide
Birthday suit
I don’t like Mondays (twice)
Banana Republic
Joey’s on the street again
I can make it if you can
Someone’s looking
Mary of the 4th form
Rat Trap
Encore:
Pale white girls
Diamond smiles
Return of indifference
10.15

The first thing Bob does is wish everybody a happy Burns Night. Cheers and clapping from the audience. Bob goes on to joke “so you’re the guys who didn’t get an invitation” – more cheers. I make a mental note to find out what Burns Night is. Burns the poet is widely unknown in Germany, and I don’t have a clue what Burns Night is. There’s not much time to wonder now, as they launch into the first notes of Indifference. For me, the world clicks back to its place where it should be. My private subtitle for this one is “Great song of Happiness”.

Towards the end of Indifference, Vince Lovepump loses his penny whistle and fools about, half kicking the whistle around, half trying to catch it. Bob and the band smirk and the audience is delighted.

Bob then announces that we may shout out requests, but “only start shouting when I tell you to!” The audience, who is generally very “well-behaved”, obeys. No requests before His Highness Bob Geldof graciously allows us to…

Tonight, Bob is very talkative, and seems to be in good spirits. There are some anecdotes and stories we haven’t heard before, such as the precise description of how Bob made a fool of himself at a dance when he desperately wanted to get off with a girl called Mary... It includes a long scarf and the promise “it’ll be over in minutes…” It’s hilarious, and it seems he’s enjoying himself. That makes him such a good performer. The audience is taken with it from the first minute.

I soon decide not to stay in my seat but make my way down to the side of the seat stand. Here is certainly enough room to dance, but with everybody else sitting down, it doesn’t feel right to be dancing around. So I just remain standing.

During the set, I’m joined by some other people, among them two guys who are so vehemently drunk that lightening a match close to them would be dangerous. One of them keeps shouting “C’mon” during Birthday Suit, which is ever so inappropriate.

After I don’t like Mondays, Bob invites somebody called Derek on stage. Derek had entered a look-alike and sing-alike competition once as Bob called “Stars in their eyes”, singing Mondays. Derek doesn’t seem nervous at all and, while he doesn’t look like BG in the least, sings it technically well and with a very good voice! Bob in the meantime sings backing vocals, using Johnny’s microphone.
After the second version of Mondays, Bob jokes around with Derek, who gets a lot of applause. Bob then tells us that it was almost exactly 25 years ago that the Cleveland Elementary School Shooting took place, which inspired him to write Mondays. There’s going to be a special somewhere the coming Monday about the whole background story, I don’t remember if TV or radio.

Then there’s one Rats’ song I’ve never heard before – I can make it if you can, from the first Rats album . Obviously I enjoy hearing a “new” song, and once again, hearing it live makes all the difference. Originally, the song was about a relationship that ended in boredom, but the title itself could be seen as something else, almost a kind of motto. I’ve never seen it that way before, it always sounded so cynical.

It is followed by Someone’s looking, another Boomtown Rats single. In the very end, someone in the audience proves he still knows his lyrics alright: Bob sings “on a night like this…” and the guy in the audience goes, perfectly in tune and tempo, “I deserve to get pissed – at least, once or twice…”.
I’ve always liked that song. Years ago in school, I quoted a passage from the lyrics in an English exam: “They saw me there in the square when I was shooting my mouth off about saving some fish”. I’d put it into a different context and the teacher was delighted… I got a good mark there, thanks Bob!

It’s amazing to see how two shows can be so different, when almost exactly the same songs are being played. Yesterday, there was partying everywhere in the venue, loud music, sweaty musicians (well), only short of knickers being thrown onstage. Tonight, there are adult listeners who lean back in their numbered seats and listen to the lyrics and the pure sound. What they have in common is, both crowds absolutely love what they hear!

The show closes with 10.15, the wonderful last track of the Sex, Age and Death album, which ends with the word “smiling”. What a perfect song to end a concert. We take the smile out into the cold night, and much later back to our cold hotel.

And I think Bob brought many smiles to Glenrothes.

For anyone who like me doesn’t know what Burns Night is: It’s the celebration of the Scottish poet’s Robert Burns’ birthday on January 25, 1759. The BBC summarizes it like this: “Scots everywhere take time out to honour a national icon. Whether it's a full-blown Burns Supper or a quiet night of reading poetry, Burns Night is a night for all Scots.”
I suggest a Goethe Night on August 28 for us Germans – but I’m afraid it just won’t happen…

 

 

 

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